MATH IS SO USELESS!
September 4, 2011
Fuck math! Fuck math in the ass! I hate it, it’s pointless, it makes no sense! Everything about math pisses me off mainly because it’s useless outside of school. I mean, if I’m gonna be going to school to learn something, at least let it be useful like how to suck a dick.
When the hell am I gonna use a coordinate pair?! Never! When I found out what a coordinate pear was: …two numbers. How do I motherfucking know?!
This is what a pear is!
I don’t know what you’re talking about, you’re confused! They wanna teach you shit like: trigonometry functions and some SOHCATOA shit, derivatives or like…logarithms. Bitch you look like a fucking logarithm!
See, if I’m in a cafeteria and I’m eating my food and I’m ready to throw away my trash and there are two trash cans on either side of me, I’m not gonna fucking sit there and do a math problem to find out which distance is closer. I’m just going to glance at them and be like “okay, this one’s closer” and I’mma be on my way. Even if it wasn’t closer I’m pretty sure in the time that it took me to walk the extra distance, it probably took more time to sit there and solve a fucking math problem to find out which one was actually closer! I just can’t stand like, why you wanna do useless shit. Useless shit that’s COMPLICATED at that!
I mean after you learn how to add and subtract, you are fucking done!
urgh! I gotta do my math homework. Some radicals and some limit shit. (sigh) The limit is like the end of my fucking asshole. There is no limit.
